The Three Bears
... A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful
morning...
Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and
looks into his small bowl which was empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair.
He looks into his big bowl which was also empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and
yells,
"For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with
you idiots?
It was Mummy Bear who got up first.
It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.
It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.
It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put
everything away.
It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper and croissants.
It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.
It was Mummy Bear who put the Bloody Dog out, cleaned the litter boxes,
gave the dog her food, and refilled her water.
And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
Downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence,
Listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once.............................................
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F***ING PORRIDGE YET!!!"
4 comments:
Touchy,touchy, touchy!
A sexist male might begin to think of the effects of PMS.
Mummy needs some more coffee, or maybe less.
LMAO
No mummy needs more help in the bloody house and needs the males to stop whingeing all the time get off their bums and get their own friggin' breakfast.
Tsk tsk. Me suspects a chauvanist pig lurks around the corner.
Not here, at least I have been working diligently to curb that nasty part of my personality.
Yesterday, while working with Maryann to clean the insides of the kitchen cabinets, she made the statement, "I don't know of any other man who would spend the time doing this." We got a great laugh out of the statement.
Laughter adds immeasurably to a relationship. But, then, you already knew that.
May you and yours have such great laughs. It is wonderful medicine.
And, please continue to...
serve others, care about those you serve and share the love in your heart.
Tell her My husband does so many things other men don't.
He is perfect...hehehe.
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