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My god - ess

Monday, 7 July 2008

Nutrition

THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION:
After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition & health:

1. Japanese eat very little fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat & suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Chinese drink very little red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Germans drink beer & eat lots of sausages & fats & suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese & drink red wine & suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

CONCLUSION: Eat & drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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