and violent river.
Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give
me the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that the second man prayed, "God, please give me
strength and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across
the bridge.
2 comments:
giggle giggle giggle.
tehee
snerx.
It's good to know that atheists have a sense of humor, too.
snerx
tehee
giggle giggle giggle.
btw, what's to forgive?
A reference to an imaginary friend and one that actually not only listened but did something, and not only did something but did something useful!
(hehehe)
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